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In the middle of all this 457 chaos there's me that lowkey ships junho and the salesman/ the recruiter/ddakji guy or whatever you're calling him
I mean have you look at them, imagine the banter we could've got
Like there's junho, a detective who's been trying to find his brother only to be led up to a brutal kids game competition in some sketchy island and also finds out the person who controls the said game is his very own brother that he's been searching for a long time that is also a previous winner in the game
And then there's the salesman (some people call him ddakji or dak ho) who's been trained to kill, to see people that played the games is lower than him like a trash since he was a teenager probably, who doesn't even know the purpose of life anymore, a literal mess, a maniac. That's also probably the one that recruit junho's brother into playing the games(a theory not sure if that would makes sense)
Just imagine that, I could write a few headcanons if anyone interested
And yes yes I know they didn't even interacted once for SHIT(and the only time they ever see one another was when one of them already died and the one died never also see him or does he?)
#rarepair so rare i hold on to the 17 fic in ao3 where they're the main pair like a fucking lifeline#ships that already sinks before its even had a chance to be an actual ship#i even imagine fake scenarios about them#i didn't imagine as a toxic yaoi like 457 i imagine they would be either the most tooth roting fluff ever or gut wrenching heavy angst#some people actually ships them in 2021#by “some” i mean like less than 10 probably#they called them#ddakho#so thats what im gonna call them#to keep the legacy going yk#hwang jun ho#the salesman#or#dak ho#as some people call him#and im gonna call him that too in the future probably#call me sick in the head im actually sick#like literally i randomly thinks about this while im laying in bed sick#and it hasn't leave my head since#so i had to write this#tell me if you're interested to hear more about what i think about them#bc now its my daily thoughts#squid game#squid game 2#457#gihun x inho#hwang in ho#this is the longest post ive ever written like literally not in any of the fandom I've ever been#junho x salesman
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op you are the only person on this entire website feeding me Miryumi. Bless, and keeep making more jbsjhbcsbcjkdzb its so fucking gpood and ima soa hungry
My one job is keeping the miryumi community well fed and by god am i committed
#hi guyssss guess who started uni#signing up for a degree knowing its hard and actually learning the hard material are two different concepts ive found#me signing up for a physics heavy course: why do i have so much physics homework🤯#so i have had very little time to draw i fear#and it seems like im gonna have less time generally so my already sparse posting schedule is gonna become more erratic#brace yourselves#anyways i finished up this old wip i had sitting around and guys i missed them so much#i cant say it enough#miryumi my beloveds#if all i do in life is convince one person that miryumi is a good ship then i will die happy#its criminal how little ive managed to draw them recently#also for future reference i have tgchk RATTLING around my skull there will be them content soon i swear#thats my psa done#feast my children#or well nibble this is one drawing lol#miryumi#rumi usagiyama#fuyumi todoroki#fuyurumi#(people keep tagging it that idk im a sheep)#(it is kinda cute)#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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Following this blog must be such a trip with the whole range of experience. "Seasonal affective disorder is hard! Anyway, also, here's some nice E smut I wrote you," ->
My entry for Mines Monday "Experiment" - both experiments in the story and for me, since I don't usually write in present tense
#nsft#read the tags#I promise the next few of these I do will be gen T stuff with less Dooku ship bullshit#I've just been writing a plot heavy emotional slow burn for months I have a lot of PWP ideas#to be fair there's some nice cuddling at the end#mines monday#⛏️⛏️⛏️
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my blitzø and stolas human designs but in the arcane coloring style bc why not. i’m lowkey obsessed with the designs but i think they’ll look better if i draw them again in my actual style bc im not as used to drawing in the arcane style obvs lol so might do that at some point 🫶
#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss art#blitzø#helluva boss blitzø#stolas#helluva boss stolas#stolitz#blitzo x stolas#this isn’t even ship art but i’m tagging it anyway#helluva boss human designs#character design#character art#arcane style#oleafia art#digital art#digital illustration#skin tones and some facial features were based off their va’s#brandon rogers#bryce pinkham#gave blitzø extra scars bc why not#and piercings bc yes#i am nothing if not self indulgent#the more i look at these the less i like them. heavy sigh
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I’m gonna try to censor this cause I’m about to be rude.
S!dL!nk shippers are perfect examples of why shipping has become so annoying to my aroace ass in fandom as a whole. People see these INCREDIBLY minor things and insist it’s a sign of a deep profound love, and CANNOT let it go if canon doesn’t bend over backwards to validate them. They attack other characters (very often using sexist logic cause the “threat” is almost always a woman), they try to do everything they can to deny the canon/semi canon ships (the debate about how Link CANNOT be living in his house, as if Zelda just kicked him out lol?) and it’s so annoying to deal with because of how they act.
It’s not canon. It was never canon. It was never going to be canon. Not every interaction is about romance and sex. Sidon is friendly, that’s how he is, he’s sweet and friendly to Link because that’s his personality!! His DEAD SISTER was in love with Link, she was going to give him engagement armor! Sidon wasn’t going to jump on his dick five seconds after meeting him! (I don’t think the ship is “amoral” or whatever. I’m just saying since we’re so hung up on canon, canonically it’d be weird for that to happen like that or quickly. But I’ve noticed shippers also try to undermine Mipha’s feelings, as if their ship only works if Link has never felt anything romantic or had anyone feel anything romantic for him.)
Stop going on other peoples ship posts and making it about Sidon! Stop complaining about his fiancé! Stop trying to deny canon evidence and push on happy Z3link shippers that it’s not what it clearly is! I’m sorry you’re not happy but your ship is just as valid! Your fics are still good! Why has fandom become so obsessive about canon backing y’all up? I was here for early day slash shipping and none of it was explicitly canon and we had a great time!
Fucking hell let people enjoy things and enjoy things without getting so pressed a ship you made up in your head didn’t happen! You will be so much happier!
(Also consider that bi people exist. Sidon can be MLM whether Yona exists or not. Fandom is constantly chomping at the bit to exclude and deny bi people so I’m not surprised. But still.)
#totk#tears of the kingdom#anti sidlink#I’m not but some shippers are INSUFFERABLE#I just cannot get a ship that doesn’t have very in your face things to read#if it could easily be read as platonic and isn’t canon I will read it that way#I have to WORK to see it as romantic and I’m not doing that#and I just don’t see anything in their interactions that are that way#like if you want a guy with link#who has heavy ties to him#Ganondorf would make sense to me??#if you squint he is canonically links soulmate#and Zelda’s#and it’d be easy for me to see people reading it as romantic#THAT I get#but I don’t get seeing someone being friendly and thinking it translates into love or wanting to smash#much less convincing myself it was the creators intention#much less that they’d then canonize it#zelink has kind of always been a thing and botw went p hard on it#and also#stuff like Sidon getting on one knee to give link a ring#yes that obviously has vibes#but consider Nintendo did that as a joke#and have done stuff like that before#‘haha he’s on one knee giving a ring like proposals yeah?’#that is mean spirited of them yes#but doesn’t mean they were hinting Sidon was gay#AND regardless of all of that that doesn’t make the ignoring of fandom etiquette okay#do NOT go on other ship posts and pitch a fit or make it about sidlink have some damn manners#totk spoilers
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idk man i kinda feel like if you think reading my fic was a waste of your time, maybe you could save yourself some of that time by just hitting the back button instead of writing a comment to complain about it?
#i'm sorry that my fic didn't have enough romance for you and usually i understand people who feel that way#but if romance/sex was all you wanted to read about i feel like... maybe you should have hit the back button sooner?#like this. this clearly isn't as much a shipping fic as most others in the fandom and i feel like that's obvious from early on.#being a little disappointed because there was less than you'd hoped to find at the end? that i understand.#thinking that it was a complete waste of your time because it wasn't about the romance?#and wasting extra time to complain about it?#my dude (gender neutral) maybe that's a you problem#idk why you'd read 47k words of a fic if not seeing them kiss at the end is all it takes to make it a waste of your time#like jfc dude this is a huge ship in a huge fandom it's not like you have to settle for crumbs here#if you want a heavy-romance shipping fic there are just. so so so many. to choose from. you have so many great options!#don't ''waste your time'' with one that's telegraphed pretty hard pretty early as not being heavy on the romance#sorry i think the a-spec within me got more rankled than the author within me#this is like the person at the table who eats the whole meal then complains to management that it sucked and they want their money back
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Thoughts on the TimBerKon ship (Tim/Bernard/Kon)? Because some like Tim and Kon, while others like Tim and Bernard, but it's all easier if it's poly :D
And the idea of one normal human with two superhero boyfriends and not knowing it is just hilarious to me. Any ships that you do prefer? Or any you want to be more known?
oooo, timberkon is an interesting ship! I've read a few fics that are the epitome of "Tim has two hands" which is delightful always. That being said, a scenario where Kon and Bernard start dating first and THEN drag Tim into it? top tier love them so much
Also, yeah the potential for looney-tunes-esque shenanigans when there are two heroes and one normal ("normal" in gigantic air quotes) guy in a relationship/living together are unparalleled. Kon and Tim constantly trying to hide their superheroing from Bernard. They're bad at it. Bernard figured out Kon is a super but not Tim and he thinks it's him and Tim as the two regular guys to Kon's superhero. He never even realizes that Tim has a secret identity for him to maybe discover. He tells none of this to the other two because he assumes all of this is common knowledge and not a gigantic misunderstanding. Can you imagine.
I'm not really big on shipping culture, honestly! I don't go out of my way to avoid any ships and I don't intentionally seek them out either, really. I won't not read a fic because it has x ship, most of the time, but also if a fic is ship-centric then I'm probably reading something else. It's the acearo in me lol, I have other preferences
#i should make an ask tag#timberkon#tim drake#conner kent#bernard dowd#that being said i just joined a konbart server and everyone in there is really nice#but otherwise nah i read less ship-heavy stuff than i think is usual#this is a continuation of my 'mads cant write romance' problem when trying to write ship. it simply does not happen kdlsfjsf
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making what is quite possibly the most questionable quiche to have existed
#substituted. maybe perhaps too many items#whats that philosohpy thing#if you replace every part of the ship is it still the same ship#yeah#thats me and this quiche#i almost don't wanna describe it i'm too embarassed#okay so lol i had pie dough. um. SWEET pie dough mind you. for a sweet pie#so there's. that's the first thing deeply wrong with this quiche#uh also not a whole lot of dough at that so it's extremely thin and shallow#so yeah note that#recipe asked for shallots... i got green onions. good enough#my butter is unsalted so um low sodium quiche#while simultaneously high sugar quiche lol#and then it. i dunno it asked for spinach so i was like okay sure. BRO#the . like#egg mixture doesn't even. cover all the spinach. it asked for 10 oz of spinach. that's a LOT of spinach i#i didn't even use all of it but it's still a lot#but to be fair i did less eggs just cuz i was like the dough is so shallow surely i#um god anyways#also don't have heavy cream but i figured half and half is like. diluted heavy cream anyways so#well she's in the oven i guess i'll. let tumblr know how this bad boy turns out#it's 2 am and i have sooooo much hw teehee love myself yippee#crying shitting
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so arcane season 2...spoilers below
i have to say its hard out here to not really be a shipper. i like character dynamics but not always in a romantic sense. jayce and viktor were probably one of the peaks of the season. i found everything else to be kinda meh, i was not invested at all. my sisters were crying next to me and i was barely reacting.
i hate cait and vi together. mostly because to be invested in a ship i have to like both characters and i despise that fucking cop with a passion and i have beef with vi. i still think she deserves better than that fucking cop but then again she folded into using cop tactics pretty fucking easily so maybe im wrong. but yeah. was never into either of those characters so its all a big yawn.
in all, i just didnt think that was the story it was going to tell. i thought itd be about the fight between piltover and zaun, vi and jinx, all of that. the only thing i enjoyed about this story was ekko, jayce and mel. the character beats between viktor and jayce were interesting but the whole jesus thing really killed it for me. it felt almost cheap that the reason why everyone who was fighting before were buddy buddy because they had a bigger bad to fight without actually overcoming the issues that made them fight in the first place.
thats what i mean when i say that i missed character conflict between jinx and vi. after act 1, it basically fizzled out because of the vander of it all. and then they were in a war. that set up with isha went nowhere, besides i guess jinx getting suicidal. i wanted her to be a bigger character in the story. i mean jinx literally doesn't even mention her once in act 3...
id be more interested if they actually expanded on the conflicts that they set up in the first place. i got really unbearably emotional about season one, and i still do. every time silco showed up i was like oh my god i miss him and jinx's relationship and the whole family conflict between jinx and vi as well. and that was not really touched on at all like i dont give a fuck about vander and the mystery mom.
i didn't mean for this to get aggressive. but where i expected the story to go and where it actually went were wildly different and that difference is fucking with my head i think.
i don't think it's a bad show in any way or that they were wrong to make those choices. in the end, i think it just wasn't the show for me. so i'll take my jinx and silco from season one, and jayce and mel and ekko in season two and mind my business. but i had to get this out since my opinion differs so wildly from my sisters that they told me to keep it to myself (💀)
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#spoilers#side note: i wish that there was less talk on the shipping aspect of jayce and viktor and more on them as people seperately and together#NOT ROMANTICALLY#im not homophobic theres nothing wrong with shipping#im just aromantic and tired of the heavy allo viewing of everything#dont take it as some kind of attack
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GOLDEN KAMUY IS SO POPULAR IN JAPAN WHY THE FUCK DO ENGLISH SPEAKERS ACT ALLERGIC
#YOU KNOW SHITS BAD WHEN THERES LESS KOITSUKI EN FANFICTION THAN MF KASHIMA X HORI GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI KUN#I SHIP KASHIMA X HORI HEAVY BTW#BUT OMFG HOW IS THERE MORE FANFICTION FOR THEM THAN KOITSUKI?!?!? TF?!?
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also follow my other blog if you want bcz i keep forgetting to post/rb stuff on both blogs so i don't look like i post abt falin or marcille or senshi on here. @scroldie <- personal blog where i post a lot abt kissing fictional characters also
#op#dunmeshiposting#my more favourite stuff sometimes end up on there and don't get posted here so. if you only follow this blog you're getting less of what i#talk abt. the caveat is it's a self ship heavy blog so if you're not into that tough shit i guess
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i have completely normal feelings about this tiny man
#ngl goose had it right with “i want to marry him and then immediately divorce him to gain partial custody of hero”#why is he so legs#to me he's like if wilbur soot was an entire foot shorter and only slightly less nerdy about geography#it's the entertainer front hiding a very damaged person for me#although the retro color strip on the suit is doing some heavy lifting in that comparison#considering the only piece of merch i was able to get pre-lovejoy was the retro blue crewneck#side side note because that was a side note:#I'M SO UPSET I DIDN'T GET ANY ORCA MERCH#i think the website is still up but who knows if it would even ship lmao#i've hijacked my own tags with talk about wilbur wtf#i'm so sorry if this shows up in the wrong tag. how can i possibly repent#treewords
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Bron/AD
time for my honest onion on bron/AD...
i think they are very compatible like either way you view it, friendship or romantic relationship. Like they are on kyle/demar levels of compatibility in terms of opposites attracting. Lebron is driven and AD is deep. Lebron is willing to investigate and explore any of AD's unique passions (like gta rp) even if it's very new to him or he has to borrow a shitty mic from his streamer son to do it 😭. AD is willing to go the depths of Lebron's wants and desires by seeing him more than just the crown status he has. He doesn't want to please necessarily, but to just help in general because their relationship (whether platonic or romantic) revolves heavy mutuality. I think people can be too hard on Lebron/too judgemental because of him having the spotlight and all the issues that surround that, so whenever AD doesn't perform well.. people blow the thing up into a huge problem. And while that IS a problem... i think their relationship builds off of having problems tbh. Not big ones but like small ones that you can consider accomplishments when they're solved. Their relationship is built off of constant solving VIA investigating, helping, and just tending to other's needs. They REALLY get closer together by actually. Getting closer together. And to get closer.. they need a little problem first.
Problem has this whole negative attachment to it, especially to people who live more comfortable, less competitive lives, but it's different for people like Lebron who's faced more options to deem definitions toward. Their relationship works on workable problems. Not to be confused with a big.. actual actual disruptive problem. Lebron is a big solver who turns into a big feeler when something isn't solved right and AD is a big feeler who turns into a big solver when something doesn't feel right. They work well with each other because they work WELL with each other. They compensate not JUST bcs they're willing.. but because they both see it as a NEED. They're both 110% devoted (afterwards) to help out on a problem.
BUT..... the whole thing with little problems... can be a Little difficult tho. Sometimes. And it's not about having those little problems, because those are unavoidable and in both of their minds necessary for greater development...
it's maybe.. Not having any little problems. At least with the other. It's the problem of 'what more can we do?' That makes them antsy. If Lebron somehow started out with AD from the beginning as a sidekick (and not kyr*e first) .... like idk somehow they get on the same team sooner.. the relationship would still be good because it IS.. i just don't know how long it will be sometimes (both duration and depth). BCS LIKE. Lebron came off of a lot of issues during and after kyr*e. I'm not a big follower of bron, so I can't go into details, but I am an empathizer with him, even as an MJ fan. Lebron loved sticking with AD despite everyone making fun of him for being LeGM. That gave him a conflict he could easily conquer by showing out and connecting with AD, which in turn strengthens their relationship. But to start off on a cleaner slate..? With less issues to work with him on and in turn grow closer with him?
In my opinion, it's a relationship that works best the way it was found. If you take it out of the timeline too forward or backwards.. it'll still be compatible.. but it won't be. it won't have the OOMF, u know?
which leads me to say..... i think it's a relationship that really has to be like. A 2nd/3rd one. Like a trying again NOT WITH EACHOTHER but with the self. You can't just HAVE it.. and it'll be.. IT, you know? It's a strong relationship.. but it definitely NEEDS other factors that aren't exactly from the self to make it work even stronger BCS IT ALREADY IS STRONG FROM THE SELF... there IS a connection and an ability to make that connection even stronger.. it just needs an external enzyme to activate that. They can't exactly just activate that themselves with them alone. They need at least a little something else to push them into shared goals.
SO LIKE I MEAN!!! I LIKE IT ! I DO !!!!! But i think I like it a lot more as good friends bcs idk... I feel like you'll just get that more the more you try to adjust the timepieces and whatnot. Like yeah, they're super helpful to each other when pushed to be, but they're always kinda helpful to each other in general and the fact that they need a push that's forced to be outside just.. idk. It makes the friendship go from a lot less magical to me and more mechanical.. there's more reasons and definitions for it WHICH SOME PEOPLE DO LIKE!!!!! I definitely like being able to say more stuff about things!
But idk... im kind of a sap for things being sometimes just like... u know! They besties! They love each other! Besties!!!
The whole addition of the need cycle makes it go from besties!!! To woooah! Here's a reason for why that happened and if that reason wasn't there this would not be happening ! And it's not some cute elaborate romantical story from the heart.... it's cause and effect or cause and rebuttal. IDK MAN like it definitely WORKS. But like. Me, personally, VERYY personally, i love when things just sorta WORK and u can't really explain all the how's (bcs there's more than one. It's a whole jumbled story and more and more reasons for them to love/interact deeply with each other) but it just kinda.. WORKS !
If the people were even slightly different, like if ad wasn't the person he was.. it would not run like that. So they DO need that kind of specific relation between them to get that relationship specifically to survive below the surface.. so I CAN see the beauty in that tho!!! I just like seeing it better in something more platonic like a friendship tho... but i do understand the beauty of the working relationship and I think that's nice too :) !! It works great for them and especially lebron lol, maybe it's Him....
#will lebron ever escape the cycle of work???????#it looks like his zodiac says noooo !#im not the biggest fan of bron/kyrie#or any bigger ship in general#this spans across just the nba fandom.. ive always been a lover of rarepairs/random pairs#so it's similar to this where it's mainly just a personal thing and it doesnt necessarily mean it's suddenly so BAD#just bcs one particular person just so happens to not get that spark others may feel around it#BUT... i do think in order for this relationship to happen... it NEEDS other relationships to have happened before it#like bron/kyr*e#WHICH DOESNT MAKE IT HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! it's very realistic! but maybe a bit too? realistic?#like the relationship doesnt need to be based on trust..care..etc. it already has that. it needs to be based on the outside. the past#pg/kawhi is also a very heavy needs to consider the past ship... but it also has heavy internal needs that are brought into the equation#lebron and ad dont need that included bcs theyre the tools#bron/ad are like... two automechanics who need business first so they can start working in genuine tandem with the tools#that they already have and already know they work well with#pg/kawhi are like two automechanics that are like.. there isnt even a car from a customer in here yet but theres work being done#kawhis trying not to knock over all of pgs fishing pictures hes got on the bench along with his own weird items kawhi#has to understand first to work with. pg has to try and keep talking to kawhi over the sound of his strange lyricless music playing#pg needs his suit kept dustfree bcs itll tickle his nose and kawhi could care less abt that etc etc u know what i mean??#idk i feel like demar lol anyways tho thanks for asking anon!!! this was rlly fun!!#ted tumbunity things#i hope u get what i mean? idk if i do lol#lebron
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Introduction of my blog
My main rule is when interacting with me: just be nice and if you harass people for the content they like?? Just fuck off, this page is safe for the freaks. (I mean look at the warning) As long you're nice and you let me be me, I won't give a fuck who you are. So yeah that's all :)
~ I go by the name; Sam
~ I'm a masc person and while I prefer male pronouns I don't really give a fuck, so you can call me anything.
~ I'm 18 and post/reblog 18+ content now and then, so if you're uncomfortable with 18+ content or are a minor please do not interact with those posts... Thank you <3 Uhhh so basically I'm being horny on main...
⚠️ WARNING: I play DoL (Degrees of Lewdity) and I post/reblog stuff about it but it's a very fucked up porn game, so I will post/reblog dark content on here. I will try to tag accordingly but yeah. In general there will be some reblogs of dark content, so if you don't like that, well this was a warning ⚠️
#My thoughts on some things + a bit about me ->#I dislike shipping discourse (and labels) So I don't consider myself anything#I do agree with them about: Ship who you want with whoever. Don't like; don't read/Dead dove; do not eat#and the very basic one don't harass people about fucking fiction!!#I'm anti censorship. Cause I believe it's a very slippery hill and don't want to take any chances#while I very much hate stuff like l0llicon. I still believe it shouldn't be censored because then would also the works that deal with csem#and other works that deal with inappropriate stuff between adults and minors but in a way to showcase the awful aspects#or the ones with an unreliable narrative (like in Lolita) be also censored and I think it would bring more harm than good#uhh yeah. If you're a pedophile; seek help and even better go to jail. I don't tolerate that shit#One thing that should be banned: Real People fics. They are fucking creepy especially because the “subject” is a real fucking human being!!#anyway a bit more about me: I like dark content; such as yandere#other heavy/dark things (I mean look at DoL... I love that game but the shit that happens?? Oef)#i'm very much into problematic and toxic fictional men (also women but less) and am lowkey a monsterfucker :)#so yeah. The content I consume don't reflect my actual morals :)#and yeah i'm a freak myself so ofcourse this blog is safe for other freaks#proship safe#pinned intro#my own post
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Miss Universe National Costume 2024, Part 2!
Splitting this off into a new post so I'm not clogging up everyone's dash quite as much.
Miss Malta is some sort of environmental protection Sailor Scout. I think the giant bow would look better on the back of the skirt but otherwise this is solid.
It has just come to my attention that I skipped over Miss Albania and several other A/B countries, back at the beginning. I sincerely apologize! She went to all this trouble putting together a Fifth Element cruise ship passenger costume, and I nearly missed it.
Miss Armenia, in what even I have to admit would be a legit Princess Leia fit.
Miss Bahrain, adding some green to her Gold And Vaguely Historical look, along with what is either a comically large prop chalice or an upside-down lamp.
Miss Bangladesh appears to believe that adding two plush tigers from the toy store around the corner from the pageant venue will conceal the fact that she is just wearing a tiger-print evening dress. Miss Bangladesh is incorrect.
Miss Belgium. Girl. No.
Miss Belize let the seventh-grade art class do her whole costume, which was a bold choice.
Okay, I think that's everyone I missed! Back to alphabetical order. And I should have to rely less on shitty screenshots, now. Some countries were benefiting from the low resolution, tbh.
Kind of feel like Miss Maldives had a luggage mishap and she's just wearing the outfit she packed for a slightly dressy dinner.
Miss Martinique's costume would honestly have looked better in the shitty screencap version. The construction is... bad. It's bad.
Feel like we're in a little bit of slump here. Miss Mauritius did not stick enough butterfly appliqués to her gown to conceal that it is, in fact, just a regular evening gown.
Slump officially over! We are so back. Everyone say thank you, Miss Mexico.
I would like this better if it had just committed to the giant skirt and not felt the need to make it a Sexy Miniskirt look. Sorry, Miss Moldova.
Miss Mongolia wanted to stand out from all the other gold armor on stage, so she decided to a) wear cooler armor and b) bring a bow and arrow instead of a sword. Great work, Miss Mongolia.
Starting to feel like I'm picking on the smaller countries that probably don't have a huge pageant culture or the budget for really elaborate costumes, but on the other hand Miss Montenegro's costume is super low-effort AND the fabrics look cheap, so what am I supposed to do?
Okay, this looks like a pretty standard Miss Universe Sexy Bird, yes? Well, THIS is how Miss Myanmar entered the stage:
She had to fight her way out of that thing! God only knows what the visibility was like in there.
I think the hat is doing most of the heavy lifting to keep Miss Namibia's costume from being Just An Evening Dress, sadly.
Oh, yikes. It's more obvious in motion but Miss Nepal's bodice looks like it's made of craft foam and it fits real weird. The rest of it looks a little like she got together with Miss Cyprus and a pile of tablecloths for a sewing bee last night, I'm sorry to say.
Miss Netherlands has chosen a Tribute to Delft. I think if I were in charge of this costume I would do a much fuller skirt that falls from the waist, instead of the weird trumpet-skirt-with-hoop we've got here. And, obviously, I would make the windmill on the bodice actually spin.
It looks like she's having some issues keeping the wings and peplum in place, but I really like Miss New Zealand's costume from a design perspective. It at least slightly resembles the bird it's supposed to be (New Zealand fantail) and I think the feather pattern is meant to be in a Maori art style.
Miss Nicaragua is a Sexy Cathedral, which I think might be a Miss Universe first and is definitely a big old step closer to drag.
Okay, pausing here to get the next batch ready.
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TEETH.
Sergei Kravinoff might be a villian, and you a hero; but at the end of the day you're both animals.
A/N: First fic in a while so my bad if it sucks. You already know this movie was basically ass but we only watched it for ATJ anyway - I'm changing some of Kraven's character so he's similar to the comics/Spider-Man 2 game, so be sure to read the tags bc he’s a lil dark…
Word count: 2.3K
Tags: SMUT / DUB-CON / Spiderwoman! Reader / Breeding / Unprotected + rough sex
Kraven feared nothing.
It simply wasn’t in his blood; not his staunchly machismo upbringing, nor in his DNA, quite literally having that of a lion. Fear made one weak. Fear made you less of a man. Fear was what killed his mother.
If anything, fear was just another animal; ready to be captured, killed and conquered, ultimately destined to be draped across his chiselled body or mounted on a wall.
You were simply no different.
He never really understood why people were afraid of spiders, but he knew that they were a nuisance, having haunted him since he was a boy. Spiders weren’t savages like lions or bears, but they were sneaky; crawling around in the dark and waiting to strike, with a face so obscured that you’d never really know what you were looking at...what they were thinking.
But now, with your mask off, he could see you clearly. Fear; clouding your eyes and consuming your lungs as you heaved, choking on the intensity of the emotion itself as your pupils darted between the beige, bloodied teeth on his necklace and a crossbow pointed right at your heart.
“So, you’re the insect causing me all this trouble?” the man mused; legs crossed upon a desk as he eyed you. “I should’ve known.”
“Should’ve known what? You know nothing about me.”
“You’re a girl.”
“Sexist, much.”
He chuckled.
“Far from it. My father, however, was quite the traditionalist. He would’ve done much worse by now.”
There was a heavy silence as you swiped at your bottom lip. Much to your dismay, blood had begun to dry, and you were left with a salty, scratchy throat. Liquid, some of any kind, would’ve been appreciated, but you knew all too well that Kraven wasn’t one for showing mercy. Like all the villains you’d encountered, you’d had a push-pull relationship with the Hunter since the very beginning. He created a plan; you foiled it, sometimes you’d get your ass beat but the ending was almost always the same – with you safe from harm's way, and a bloodthirsty ego chipped away, but momentarily put to rest.
On this occasion you’d slipped up, your Spidey-senses failing you and placing you right into harm's way, shipped into the back of a van and somehow escorted to a somewhat uncharacteristically lavish mansion.
You'd always found Kraven to be a man of contradictions; whether he realised it or not. He was the best and worst of both worlds, a hunter with all the grit of someone who’d been fighting their entire life as a poverty-stricken rogue, and yet you’d come to learn that he was a Russian aristocrat, hence his rather extensive knowledge and unrelenting desire for control. Still, nothing took away from the fact that he was a brute, not even his strikingly good looks.
“Just shoot me and be over it,” You continued, watching as he lowered his feet from atop the desk and strolled over to you. “You didn’t need to drag me all the way here.”
He looked even bigger than usual, but perhaps it was because you were perched uncomfortably on a chair, arms bound behind you as you craned your neck to look up at him. Your mind couldn’t - no, didn’t - want to fathom what he was thinking of you from this angle.
“Don’t get me wrong, I care nothing about your secret. I just wanted to look you in the eye.” He mused, rummaging through his back pockets. Your breath hitched in your throat as he slid a knife from its sheath, finely carved and sharpened and lowered it to his side before pacing around you, stopping as his firm torso pressed up against the tip of your neck. Squeezing your eyes shut, you braced for your neck to be split open, only to be released from your bounds.
Instinctively, you went to shoot some webs, hoping you could at least catapult yourself across the room, but he tightly grasped your wrists, steadying your arms in place.
“I wouldn’t try anything if I were you,” he sneered. “These are antiques.”
You rolled your eyes.
“Fuck you.”
“Get up,” he announced suddenly, almost dragging you to your feet. Hesitantly, you began to shuffle out of the room, overwhelmed by the seemingly endless walls and corridors, all framed in ivory and the finest mahogany. “Keep walking until I tell you to stop.”
You continued down the hall, opting for a straight line. It seemed to be the correct way as once you passed into the threshold of a room that had a velvet chaise lounges and a dresser, he dropped his hands from their grip on your own, closing the door behind you. Oddly enough, you never heard the click of a latch.
Without a word, he walked past you to open the drawer, rummaging through the contents. It utterly baffled you why you didn’t feel the urge to protest, or even fight. The entire ordeal was feeling more like a glorified house tour with a side of intimidation rather than a future crime scene.
Was it because he was handsome? Wild? Filthy rich? Whatever happened to your values? Perhaps Jameson was right.
Your thoughts were interrupted by the man placing something in the desk, curling his finger to beckon you towards him.
“See this? This is what keeps me going,”he said, rolling a vial of florescent liquid in his fingertips. “You and I are more alike than you think.”
You scoffed, trying to ignore how close he was to you. He had an earthly musk that invaded your senses, sending tingles down your spine… and to your core.
“I don’t need a drug to do what I do.”
“Never mind the drug. It’s our blood that makes us strong.”
You cocked a brow and he ignored your confused look.
“You know, I’ve always hated spiders…” he began, rubbing his beard in contemplation. “Too itchy; unpredictable. You never really know where they’re going to show up. If I ever saw one, I used to pop them like a zit.”
There was a clear disgust in his words and vacant look in his eye that sunk you into a pit of fear for perhaps the first time since regaining your consciousness. You knew that it was just about you (surely), but perhaps a weird extension of your being; something bigger, far more innate than a girl in a spandex spider suit.
“But then I realised that for their size, they’re deadly. Powerful, even. Recently I’ve wondered what it would look like if I harnessed it myself.”
You swallowed, suddenly conscious of your dry throat once more.
“A drop of blood usually does the trick.”
He tutted. Perhaps you were being too fickle.
“No, любимец [darling], not that way. I crave something more.”
Your eyes darted to the lounge. Since when did Spider-Woman lack composure? Kraven’s impenetrable gaze followed your own, and he chuckled knowingly.
“With your arachnid abilities and my strength, we could create something truly unique. Nature has its ways, you know.”
“You’re sick,” you replied, your chin held high but your bottom lip wobbled. “I’ll never join you. What you do is immoral.”
Kraven furrowed his brows.
“You killed a man, and you talk about morality?”
“He was a bad man.”
“He was my brother.”
The word humanised him a bit. The Chameleon wasn’t your most imposing foe, but he was still a challenge you’d been rather glad to conquer. It was all too often that you’d fallen into the trap of thinking that the world was black and white; good and bad, when occasionally it was grey. Kraven was allowed to grieve his brother, but at the end of the day they were both bad guys.
Then why did he turn you on so much?
“You don’t have to resist,” the man grinned, strolling towards you. He stopped, glancing down and reaching a hand up to cup the sides of your face, caressing your cheekbones and sides of your lip with his thumb, threatening to penetrate your mouth. “I’ve never been this close to you before…I can smell you.”
You were both superhuman, but he had the thirst of a predator. Quite literally. Breath hitched in your throat as he angled his lips to your ear, whispering a few fatal words.
“Give in, маленький паучок [little spider]. Your body yearns for me.”
One large hand was wrapped around your neck as he kissed you, his wild beard scratching against your face as his other hand snaked down your suit, down to between your thighs. The latex did nothing to offer you safety, his callouses prodding at your wet slit and beginning to rub in small circles, oh-so internationally slow, making sure he pressed against the hood of your clit.
He had you as soon as a small moan escaped your lips. It’d been a while since you’d been touched, let a alone by someone who was as well-travelled as The Hunter himself, and every kiss, nibble and squeeze was sending you into a deeper spiral of lust and guilt that you could barely fathom that you’d already made your way to the lounge.
You pulled away as your calves collided with the frame, lips wet and parted as you glanced up at him – wholly helplessly. His hand remained firm on your face, angling his head as he smirked at your shielded demeanour, a far cry from the flashy superhero you’d been but an hour ago.
“Kra—“
“Don’t call me that,” he said through gritted teeth. “Call me Sergei. I need to hear you say it.”
The name rolled from your lips as a cry as he bunched the sides of your suit in his hands and tearing it apart, exposing your bare pussy and ass, with strands of fabric shaping your legs like a makeshift garter. He grinned, large hands frantically groping at your thighs and ass, spreading your cheeks apart and exposing your hot core to the cool air.
“прекрасный.” [Gorgeous] he moaned, swatting at your ass before dipping his fingers inside you, rubbing your folds between his fingers as you coated him in your juices. Grasping your hands around his thick neck, you clung onto what you could as he explored your body, lowering you down onto the smooth velvet.
It wasn’t long before he straddled you, holding your body down with his pelvis as he removed his jacket, giving you an eyeful of his crafted torso. Unsurprisingly, he had the body of a God, with a prominent v-line and happy trail pointing down to between his legs. Even through his heavy trousers you could make out his bulge, mounded and ready for you.
You gasped in anticipation, watching as the man withdrew his cock from his briefs; red and girthy, with precum spilling from his tip. Skilfully, he spread your thighs, making sure they were safely by your sides (he’d seen how flexible you were, your ankles touching your ears was nothing) and lifting your lower back slightly off the cushions, pushing into you with a deep sigh.
At first, his intrusion was a dull ache, but as he began to move his hips against your own you felt utterly fulfilled, moaning and writhing as he wasted no time in daggering your wanting pussy, making sure you felt every inch.
“Sergei...” you cried, eyes fluttering shut as you flung your head back in pleasure. “Please...”
“Say it again.”
Words evaded you.
The man grinned, flashing his canines as he tightened his grip, compelling him to fuck you harder. The whole ordeal was obscene; New York’s most treasured hero being bent into submission by the villain of the week, a scene so heinous that it was all the more endearing, and with every thrust you knew you wanted him more. Sergei didn’t care whether his combat boots scuffed the fine upholstery, or if his grip on your waist would leave a few bruises – he just wanted to own you.
He huffed as his heavy balls slammed repeatedly against your crack, beginning to bottom out in you with every hit, so much so that it looked like you were conjoined.
Even through the strain in your legs you could tell you were close, knots in your stomach slowly beginning to unravel as your walls clenched around him, earning a delighted rumble from deep within his chest.
You knew that he wasn’t one for talk, but you would’ve appreciated the warning that he was about to come. Every guy you’d been with tended to get sloppier, but he grew stronger, the literal animal in him taking over as he began to ramble and curse through gritted teeth in Russian.
Sergei threw his head back as he held you down, hands pawing your breasts and strands of hair sprawled in a beautiful mess across his face as he came, ropes of hot white cum spilling into your pussy just as you dressed his cock in a silky sheen. Your chests heaved as you desperately tried to come down from your high, glancing down at your messy nether regions as his seed began to seep out of you.
There was no going back. Nine months began now.
Would it really be all that bad?
It all went back to fear, really. In the back of his mind the thought of a spider still troubled Sergei, but at least he’d conquered it. Even if it was temporary.
FIN.
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